GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. An